Medicare Advantage HMO

As they grow older women get menopause, men get andropause and then both of them go to a Medicare advantage HMO for a check up. 

When menopause hits women, they begin to miss periods and that's one of the main reasons why men are not affected by menopause – it's because men miss periods in high school.  

Older men are affected by andropause, which is nothing but a drop in their testosterone levels.

Older Men can easily figure out if they are affected by andropause by picking up a copy of a adult - rated video and watching it – if the vivid images stir them then they're not yet hit by andropause;

if the video makes them want to complain to the Mayor about obscenity, then you can be sure they're suffering from andropause, and so is the nosey-parker Mayor. 

Women should use birth control pills for 1 year from the date of their menopause, while men need not take any birth control pills after andropause, unless they plan to have a organ change operation or if they develop a craving to conceive test tube babies. Remember, no one can buy birth control pills nor can anyone undergo a organ change operation at a Medicare advantage HMO. 

Some women may feel freer and lustier after menopause because they know they're not going to conceive anything even if the most heavenly fertile soil is laid on them. Such women might begin leading hyperactive love lives and if their husbands are affected by andropause at the same time, then you can be certain that the marriage will head towards disaster. 

These were some of my thoughts about menopause, andropause and a Medicare advantage HMO.

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