You might have broken up with your sweetheart, but are you guys still friends? Sure, I know that being a man, you want to get inside her clothes rather than get inside her mind, but here's a quiz, brought to you by our website that sells Medicare advantage , programs which will test whether you and your estranged lover are still friends:
A. Do you call her in the middle of the night to discuss your problems?

- Only when I've organized an orgy at my place. That way she can listen to all the moans and groans on the phone and eat her heart out. Hyuk, hyuk.
- Sure I do. Everyday. Because I know she's a light sleeper and develops skin rashes if her sleep is disturbed.
B. Do you ask her questions like "If I die will you miss me"?

- Yeah I do. Every time I chain her to the bed and whip her sadistically as we enact our weekly role-playing games, which are stipulated in our divorce papers.
- No I don't. Because I already shot her.
- I can't be asking a dead person that question, can I? I'll look like a moron.
C. Do you hope she still feels something for you?

- I don't know about that. But I sure know she's feeling my friend's peewee right now as I answer your moronic quiz
- She? I broke with a guy, sweetheart butchy boy!
D. While answering these questions did you smile while remembering old times?
- I did more than smile. I whacked my peewee remembering those lusty old times!
- Yeah, I smiled. And then my dentures fell off and my jaw locked and my double chin turned into a triple chin, you son of a $%^&ing gun!
This was the quiz. If you answered 1s or 2s, you're a selfish, #$%^ing, mean dude who desperately needs to pick up a Medicare advantage program from this site right here, right now.
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