Rx Medicare if you have Bought Pet Insurance (humor)
If you have bought pet insurance sometime in your life then I hereby Rx Medicare for you. You want to know why? Here's why:
If you are a pet owner, then chances are that your pet is a beloved part of your household – you make love when he's looking, and he makes love when you're looking. You guys are inseparable and know each other's "innermost" secrets. Surely, you would have got your pet insured by now. But at the time of getting your pet insured, you would have gone through enough trials and tribulations for me to write Rx Medicare on a chit for you, because:
- If you own a Pit Bull Terrier you would have looked down at him ripping out the flesh off your ankles as you sat on the bed in an Oedipus pose figuring out whether you should buy a pet insurance for this bloodthirsty bastard dog or not. Or, if you own a Chihuahua, you would have watched him kinkily do your ankles as you contemplated whether you'd prefer to buy pet insurance for a dog that is of the opinion that your ankles are worthy of copulating with.
- Next you would have consulted a veterinarian. Now, vets are dirty, smelly people who smell like a swamp thing. Standing next to a vet should easily kill all the red and white blood corpuscles hanging around in the veins near your nose, and if you have to make trips to the vet, then hey Rx Medicare, where are you?
- Then you would have haggled with the insurance companies, asked for discounts and then sat and compared the various plans wasting about 10,000 man hours. This time could have put to better use if you had spent it in the local bar or on a night out with Dixie chick look-alikes.
- Pet insurance can cost you anywhere between $2,000–6,000 per year depending on the age of your pet. Knowing you, you would have gone in for a 600-year old turtle and you would be full of sicknesses right now because you've spent all your cash on the turtle's premium and have nothing for your own medication. Relax brother, Rx Medicare is here!
So, do you believe me now? If you have a pet that you have insured, you need a Medicare and a Medicare advantage plan to take care of your fragile state.
Okay, now on to business: if you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare Advantage plan – just buzz me and I will Rx Medicare you immediately. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare Advantage plan online, do it at our Medicare Supplement Insurance home page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare Advantage plan providers and will give you a super deal.
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