Medicare Billing - Various Aspects

Medicare Billing Is So Not So Killing (humor)

“Hey, Clint Eastwood, all your life you have been selling the whole neighborhood Medicare supplement policies and talking about Medicare billing to all! Today, I will sell you one, my friend!” Valachi, my Italian neighbor, casually informed me, biting on his cigar like it was some kind of exotic dildo. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, Valachi was a gay bird – at age 72, he could be awarded the prize for the most active gay bird in America.“Ha, ha, Valachi, I’m an insurance broker, and you want to sell me a policy? This is some kind of joke, buddy!” I casually replied.

“No joke, Clint. This cigar I’m chewing on has a poison-coated silver needle in it and if I blow it hard, the needle will pierce your 70-year old Adam’s apple and there will be a lot of plans and pain. Apart from that, my hitman has got his sights fixed on you from top of that building!” Valachi told me in a menacing tone.

I forgot to add – Valachi was also related to the local Mafia Don. 
Sweat broke out on my forehead. I felt like allowing my lascivious pet Pit Bull Terrier fornicate with Valachi until Valachi reported a pregnancy, but my guardian angel told me not to do that as Valachi had a bigger Pit Bull Terrier (who sported a spiked collar) and who was standing next to him. 

“Okay, Valachi, brother. I will buy a Medigap supplement from you right away and I will listen to all you have to tell me about Medicare billing, buddy!” I meekly replied – Valachi had succeeded in convincing me about buying a Medicare policy from him. 

“Ha, ha, ha, Clint! relax, you should have seen the look on your face! Smile, you’re on MTV, bro! I just got a small job as a senior “Candid Camera” anchor out there!” Valachi couldn’t stop laughing. 

I felt relieved – though I wanted to kick Valachi’s head into the ground and make him eat the earthworms. Jeez, this old SOB was joking with me and he had hooked me in right and proper! Gosh darn, I said a little prayer as I realized that my career as an insurance broker was safe and that I would be able to talk about Medigap billing to my neighbors for many more years. 

That was my little episode with Valachi  – hey, don’t worry I survived. But hey, if any of you senior guys want to buy a Medicare Supplement plan to make sure that your Medicare plan is complete and your Medigap billing covers everything – then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy a Medicare Supplement plan online, do it at our Medicare supplemental protection page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare supplement companies and it sure can give you a great quotes.  

And listen, I write here often, so look me up too.