A Medicare Prescription Drug Plan v/s a Honky Blind Date Plan
So, what's easy – A Medicare prescription drug plan or a honky blind date plan? My vote goes to a Medicare prescription drug plan because:
- For buying a Medigap prescription drug plan, all you need is a pen, and love and care for your mind and body, and some cash; For going on a date, you need to pervert your mind, have an insatiable liking for exotic diseases, a 24/7 "hard as steel" libido and loads of cash to throw around.
- You can buy a Medicare prescription drug plan online clad in your pin-striped pajamas; for a blind date you need to dress up like Tom Cruise, look like Brad Pitt and behave pansy-type like Michael Jackson.
- When you buy a Medigap prescription drug plan, you know what you're getting; while your lascivious, honky blind date may turn out to be a muscular transvestite who moonlights as a murderer.
- You don't have to impress your Medigap prescription drug plan; while you may have to impress your blind date by putting on a girly apron and standing next to the fire, and cook up a meal that'll kill your libido, because you're a lousy cook anyways.
- You can strike up a relationship with a Medicare prescription drug plan from the comfort of your home, while your blind date may request you to take her to a haunted house or a nuclear plant on the first night.
Part D Statistics for 2010
That was about why a Medigap prescription drug plan is better than a blind date plan. Bling, bling!
Okay, ditch blind dates for a moment – if any of you senior guys are covered by Medicare insurance and want to buy a Medigap prescription drug plan to cover prescription drugs – then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy a Medicare prescription drug plan online, do it at the Medicare Part D home page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare companies and will give you a super deal.
And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.
