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Medicare Eligibility: Do TV Reporters Qualify?

Take my word: The government must refuse Medicare to all Old TV anchors (over age 65). Come on government; strike them off the Medigap eligibility list please! Do you want to know why I have a pathological dislike for this class of vermin? Well, I’m about to tell you why: 

Christine Amanpour asks an Afghani man (note: he’s moaning) lying in a makeshift hospital – with no nurses – with 3 bullets lodged in his stomach: “Does it hurt?”

 

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Larry King interviews a fireman and quizzes him: “Were you concerned for the hopelessly trapped victims?” I think Larry King needs to get married once again to restore some sense into his dying gray cells. 

Dr. Phil McGraw, the motivational anchor, once asked a participant how she felt watching her family drown in a hurricane. 
Here another gem out of Larry King’s stable: he once asked an accident victim, who was just out of hospital, “What were you thinking about when your car hit the truck?” 

Suze Orman, the personal finance advisor, had this to ask a financially ruined, riches-to-rags tycoon who had just taken up a residence in a ghetto, “So, don’t you think this will reduce your monthly expense?” 

Then when John Wayne Bobbit had his male organ cut off by his wife, Lorena, he was asked by an over enthusiastic senior reporter, “How did it feel when Lorena cut off your male organ and ran out of the house with your male organ in one hand and a machete in the other? Did you feel anything emotionally?” 
Jeez, these senior reporters must not only be refused Medigap eligibility, they should also be sacked on grounds of senility! 

Okay, ditch them for a moment and let’s talk about you: if any of you senior guys qualify for Medicare eligibility and want to buy a Medicare Supplement plan to make sure that your Medigap coverage is complete and your Medicare plan covers everything – then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy a Medicare supplement plan online, do it at our main Medigap Supplements page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare Supplement plan companies and it sure can give you a great deal.  

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.