Medicare Plans for Folks on Disability

Got drunk again, huh? That's no problem – you're in the same boat as I am! We oldies cannot do without our daily dose and let's face it – we overdo it many times and land our health in a soup – a chicken soup, that is. That is when we think of our Medicare disability policy and get our treatment and drugs for free (provided we have bought adequate Medical supplemental insurance) and say our prayers. Well, that's kind of okay, but have you realized that you can figure out you're not fully drunk, even though you may be "basically" drunk? Here, then are the telltale signs that tell you you're not drunk enough and if you won't be, then you may not get the joy of using your Medicare disability policy:

 

 

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You're not drunk enough to qualify for Medicare disability when:

You don't approach any women because you feel they will spurn your advances.

You approach women to join you only to sing a Karaoke song and nothing more and you cross your heart and hope to die if you're lying.

 

When the first signs of nausea haven't made their presence felt.

 

When you talk about Pope John Paul in a respectful tone.

 

When you actually go to the rest room and take out your pants when you want to take a leak.

 

When your tummy is still not bloating like a hot air balloon.

 

You still fear your wife and about what the Minister will say when he hears your confession.

 

When you still feel the hurt when the riot police cane you.

 

When you still remember what your wife looks like.

 

When you still disguise your farts, because you feel it's rude to fart in public.

 

There, that was my take on your not being drunk enough yet to qualify for Medicare disability. You guys have a list of more items? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want to buy a disability plan, then hop on to the next paragraph.

 

On to business: If you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare disability plan because you want to ensure that all medical expenses are covered then buzz me now. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare disability plan online, take it at the Best Medicare benefits page . That site’s networked to the disability plan companies and will give you a super value.