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“May the fleas of a thousand camels find boarding and lodging between your legs, May snails devour your corpse, you son of George Bush! You have not given me the Medicare benefits you had promised when you had sold me a plan!” Abdullah “Nokia” Hussein shouted at me, waving his fists. He was my client – my short-tempered client. I eyed him nervously – he was short, squat, well built and I knew he always carried a gun.

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This called for some diplomacy and tact, else I would be playing the harp and doing looking-like-a-nun women who had wings growing on them – and I didn’t deserve that in my early 70s!“Abdullah, my friend, my brother, my keeper! How are you, O Sheikh?” I greeted Abdullah thinking my warm welcome would cool the genteman down.
 
“Clint Feastwood, I feel like pulling your tongue and hammering a nail into it, fixing it on your jaw! Then I want to see the blood ooze out, you raven-vulture lovechild! That Medigap supplemental policy you sold me did not cover my hospitalization expenses at all! Tell me why!” Abdullah screamed at me. I was feeling a little relieved as having my tongue nailed to my jaw seemed a better proposition than a bullet nailed to my heart.
 
“Relax, Abdullah, my friend from my last 10 lives! First tell me what was your total expense and how much Medicare benefit did you get out of your Medigap policy and the Medicare policy I sold you?” I gently asked Abdullah who was ready to pickle my eyeballs. 

“Clint, My hospitalization expenses came to $45,000 and my Medicare benefit paid nothing! May a load of cheese be shoved into your prostrate, you cow!” Abdullah was unstoppable today, like everyday. 

“That’s not possible, Abdullah! What was your health problem anyway?” I gently enquired, reciting Psalm 23:32 in my mind. 

“I went in for plastic surgery, Clint! I wanted to add a baboon’s private part to my pair so that I could feel extra macho for my age!” Abdullah replied with scorn in his voice. 

A sigh escaped my lips and I explained to Abdullah that plastic surgery did not qualify for any Medigap benefit in the entire USA! And even if the Medicare benefits were to cover plastic surgery in the future, they wouldn’t endorse any expenditure involving a perverse nature! 

That was my little episode with my newfound friend   – hey, don’t worry I survived. But hey, if any of you senior guys want to buy a Medicare plan to make sure that your Medigap is complete and your Medigap benefits cover everything – then just buzz me at . Or, if you want to buy a t plan online, do it at our Medicare Insurance Benefits page. That site’s networked to the best supplemental companies and it sure can give you a great deal.