Medicare D

Hey, all you young guys over 65! Have you guys ever taken some time off and thought about all the superheroes who work tirelessly for America? Guys, these superheroes have been at it for so many years that all of them have entered their golden years many of them have approached me to sell them a Medicare D plan to cover their prescription drug costs! I analyzed their insurance needs and like all old men, I feel like talking about them: So, here goes: 

Superman desperately wanted Medicare D plan because the geezer wears his underwear over his leotards and that kind of causes a strange kind of rash; then, he faces crazy problems while he’s in uniform and has to use a portable toilet. The undressing ritual he has to go through kind of bursts his blood vessels and many times he finds that he can’t keep up with his super hyperactive rectum. Guys, Superman needs constipation pills, rash pills and blood pressure pills and I’m afraid I can’t help him because he is still 62 years of age. Maybe, I’ll sell him a policy after 3 years or so. 

Then there’s that Wonder Woman, or let’s call her Ms Big Breasts, shall we? She came to me asking for a Medicare D plan because she wanted to buy a maxi-sized, ultra-deluxe, large sized vibrator that spewed lava. Hmm, I refused her because these dirty things aren’t covered by Medicare D plan.  

Then we come to Yoda, the Jedi Master: That short idiot wanted some pigment pills – and I told him that instead of that he should date and mate with a huge, honky, heaty, warted, Amazonian green toad and that’ll keep him going without medicines for some years. 

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Then we come to Batman – seems like he’s suffering form anti gravity testicular illness because he sleeps upside down, hung on a pole every day. Well, I told him that mankind has still to invent a cure for that dreaded anti-gravity testicular disease so Medicare D plan wouldn’t help him.  

These were some of the senior superheroes who approached me for a policy. Okay, ditch them for a moment and let’s talk about you: if any of you senior guys qualify for Medicare and want to buy a Medicare D plan to make sure that your Medicare coverage is complete and covers prescription drugs – then just buzz me at . Or, if you want to buy a Medicare D plan online, visit our Part D Insurance page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare Supplement plan companies and it sure can give you a great deal.  

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.