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James Bond and the Medicare Fraud Connection 

The more I think about James Bond, the more I hate that alcoholic, womanizing retard! In the annals of Medicare fraud, James Bond takes the cake and the whole bakery! Can you ever imagine the following?: 

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  1. Octopussy (read as: octopus like *ussy) originally featured a female villain who was extremely hairy (Octopus + %ussy = get the title now?) and the famous non-actor Roger Moore wasn’t too particular about reading Bond movie scripts because they were like carbon copies of older Bond scripts anyway. On the first day, Bond was involved in a love episode with Octopussy and that fat idiot got the shock of his life when she dropped her gown and revealed herself below the belt – she looked like Janet Jackson above the waist and like a hairy Mr. T below it! Roger Moore convulsed violently and had to be hospitalized for a few days!
  2. In “Never Say Never Again”, an aging 70+ old Sean Connery had three love scenes with the honky Barbara Carerra. Barbara, known for her realistic approach to acting only during love scenes, made Sean Connery perform so many monkey tricks in bed that the old geezer had to be hospitalized because his body had run out of all kinds of fluids, including saliva! That’s how crazy that Barbara Carerra was!
  3. The Brocolli family who produced the James Bond series had targeted Roger Moore to play their dirty pranks on: In the movie, “For Your Eyes Only”, they made Roger Moore enact a torrid love scene with a female named Caroline Cossey, and Roger Moore had a whale of a time doing it. After the scene was canned, Roger was informed that Caroline was a man until a week ago! A week ago she was known as Barry! Needless to say, Roger Moore hasn’t touched a woman after that and there are rumors floating around that he developed erectile dysfunction after this scene!

Now how does James Bond tie up with Medicare fraud? That’s a simple one – a British actor has always played Bond, and so there’s no question of him being eligible for Medicare! No Medicare, no Medicare fraud! 

These were some of my ramblings about James Bond and why he’s never been involved in Medicare fraud. Okay, ditch Bond for a moment: if any of you senior guys qualify for Medicare and want to buy a Medicare Supplement plan to make sure that your Medicare coverage is complete – then just buzz me at . Or, if you want to buy a Medicare Supplement plan online, do it at our Medicare Insurance Plans page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare companies and it sure can give you a great deal. 

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