A Medicare Product can give you Grand Parenting Tips
Children are wonderful creatures – but parenting them is an uphill task. That's why many parents leave their children with their grand parents. I am one such grand parent and, you may not believe this, I picked up the right Medicare product after realizing how difficult it is to grand parent children. Here are some things I learnt:
- When I started baby-sitting my grand children, I picked up some nifty baby-sitting tips. Unfortunately, the source of my tips were Calvin & Hobbes comics where the baby sitter would look after Calvin by locking him up in the bathroom while she invited her boyfriend over. But Calvin wasn't a 5th Degree Jujitsu Red Belt, while my grandson was. He subdued me by placing 2 fingers on a sensitive spot under my Adam's apple – a move that made me apply for a Medicare product after I regained consciousness.
- After my first failure at baby-sitting my grandson, my neighbor asked me to read out a fantasy book to him everyday and that ought to keep him quiet and occupied. I curse the day my neighbor told me this because the only fantasy books I had on me were "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Trisha Does Texas". My grand son got so terribly excited after my reading that his grades dropped in school and he was blacklisted by the principal. His parents conveniently put the blame on poor old me!
- After this, my grandson became overly aggressive and he started biting me at random intervals. Well, you know that I don't take this kind of attitude lying down – so I purchased a muzzle for my grandson and taught him a few doggy tricks, such as "jump up if you want some breakfast" and "wag your tail when I pick up my sword". This worked well – I was becoming an expert in child control.
- Once I found that I could control my grandson, I stopped paying the premiums on my Medicare product. Then I began teaching my grandson some manners – For starters, I taught him not to chew on food while keeping his mouth open and I demonstrated it to him by chewing on my favorite tobacco. Then I taught him how to wile away his time if he didn't have anything to do. In case you're interested to know, I taught him to think about his schoolteacher, Miss Tilly, whom God had blessed with huge knockers, in his idle time.
That was about grand parenting grand children. I sure hope you guys picked up some tips from my experiences.
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