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Medicare Advantage Quiz: Can you be an Everlasting Friend? 

Can you be a true friend for life? Or, are you Brutus to a Caesar? Or, are you Paris Hilton to Britney Spears? You can now discover your friendship quotient by answering this quiz brought to you by a Medicare advantage company. Let's go: 

 

A. If you were just too busy and a friend dropped in saying he was hungry, and if you could cook something for him immediately; would you cook for him?

  1. Sure I would! I would place some raw meat out in the sun to be roasted for him after wrapping it with my soiled underwear.

  2. I'd plug in the road drill into an electrical conduit and bore a hole through his posterior.

B. Your friend is feeling very sad – almost suicidal – and he confides in you. As a true friend, you:

  1. Ask him if there's any chance he will leave you his in heritance before committing suicide.
  2. Use the information to blackmail him or use it to gossip aroun

C. Your friend has achieved a great feat and is being lauded. You:

  1. Become insanely jealous and approach a witchdoctor to cast a curse on him by piercing his voodoo doll.
  2. Masturbate, pointing your peewee at the North Star.

D. Your friend, who has just recovered from a nervous breakdown, is attired in a horrible outfit. You:

  1. Call up all your other friends and acquaintances and ask them to come over and play dirty pranks on your horribly attired friend.
  2. You force him into your car, take him to the hospital and see that this time they lock him in a padded cell!

This was the quiz. If you answered mostly 1s, please don't come near me, call me or even attempt to talk to me; if you've answered mostly 2s, you're a common guy, just like all Americans. Also, if you've answered either 1 or 2, then you need to buy a Medicare Advantage plan right away. 

Okay, let's ditch quizzes for this paragraph – if any of you senior guys are covered by Medicare and want to buy a Medicare advantage plan to ensure everything is covered– then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy n Medicare advantage plan online, do it at the Advantage Insurance page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare advantage providers and will give you a super deal.  

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.

 

 

 

 

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