The Medigap Insurance Company Quiz on Eating Habits
What kind of food do you "dig" in ? Are you a health nut? Or, do you thrive on junk food? This test from an Medigap insurance company will help you decide what you are – because, ultimately, you are what you eat. Let's go:
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- Cakes, bun, biscuits, meatballs, sausages, and all foods with over 60% sugar in them – provided they are served to you with tomato ketchup.
- Raw Sushi, vermicelli made from dried monkeys' veins, uncooked pig testicles, roasted and barbequed private parts of butterflies and moths.
B. What kind of exercise do you do?
- Every day of the week. But I do only kegels.
- Monday: Extreme Aerobics. Tuesday: Ocean crossing. Wednesday: Interstate jogging. Thursday: Karate with the masters of the Shaolin temple. Friday: Kickboxing! Saturday: Full day tennis! Sunday: Every Sunday, I go into coma and recover by Monday morning just in time for my exercises.
C. What do you do in your spare time?
- Me? I build sugar castles and munch on creamy dark chocolate cakes while jogging slowly on my treadmill. I'm a very balanced person!
- I munch on French fries and rigorously work out in hostile terrains using my Playstation.
D. Describe your house?
- My house is modeled on Hansel and Gretel's fable tale. It is made up of sugar and is embedded with the sweetest, lickalicious candy you've ever imagined of. Come over sometimes.
- My house is full of veggies and exercising equipment, which I've bought to show off to my neighbors. Honestly, give me a pack of French fries, a 5-lb burger, 6 beers and a couch and I won't worry about what happens to the world.
E. Which famous personality do you idolize (based on his health)?
- Kaka Kika Kong – a Japanese Sumo wrestler.
- Michael Jackson.
This was the quiz. If you answered mostly 1s, you're wrong, because you should have answered mostly 2s. If you've answered mostly 2s, it's time you wrote your epitaph.
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