Medicare Centre

Before he turned 65, half of America was wishing that Sylvester Stallone be encaged in a secure padded cell in a mental rehabilitation center. After he turned 65, the same guys are wishing that Stallone be admitted in a Medicare center for treating various illnesses. So, what illnesses plague the seemingly fit Stallone? Here's a brief round up: 

Sylvester's slurred speech is because he is paralyzed from the left side of his face. And that's something he's been living with since his birth. All fans hoping for Sylvester to deliver clear and comprehensible dialogues before he or they die are in for a disappointment, because there's nothing he can do to set right his speech. The most he can do is get himself checked regularly in a Medicare center. 

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Stallone sustained serious injuries making of First Blood in the scene when he jumps from a cliff into a tree. The branches lodged in his chest, breaking ribs and puncturing a lung. Now, he's making the 4th installment of the Rambo series where he jumps from tree to cliff with a woman in his arms. During the jump, he grabs a smooch too. Medicare center, where art thou? Stallone's about to crush his peewee on a rock. 

In his prime, Stallone could bench press 400 lbs and squat 500 lbs. Nowadays, he does 200 lb squats in his toilet and that's why he's picked up so many fights with the local plumber. Regular knuckleduster punches by the plumber will force Stallone into a Medicare center one of these days. 

And, here's the clincher: Stallone and George Bush were born on the same day! Gosh, is there a chance that George will send Rambo to Iraq and Iran? Before that happens, Stallone needs to get all his body parts mended at a Medicare center. 

These were my ramblings about why Stallone should be in a Medicare center.  

Okay, now on to business: if you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want access to the best possible Medicare centers, then you may need to pick up a good Medicare advantage plan –just buzz me at and I can help you out. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare advantage plan online, buy it at our Insurance Supplements home page . That site’s networked to the best Medicare advantage plan providers and will give you a super deal.  

And say a little prayer for Sylvester Stallone.