A Medicare Doctor Shoves
Organ Enlargement Trivia Right into your Brain
As we head into our 70s, we develop an inferiority complex :Is our organ large enough to make women go wild? I asked this question to my Medicare doctor who laughed like a hyena when he heard me. He asked me if I had compared my organ to King Kong's, laughed again, and shoved this organ trivia right into my brain. Well, I wisecracked him and my replies are recorded here too:
Medicare Doctor: You can enhance breasts safely, but organ enlargement is risky and may end up "screwing" your organ.
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Me: Doc, I'm not looking to enlarge my breasts!
Medicare Doctor: Ha, ha! Listen, if your organ size is 4 inches or over, when erect, it is enough to satisfy a woman's erogenous tissue.
Me: Will any woman's erogenous tissue break into rapture while looking at a 4-inch peewee, doc? I mean scientifically I can satisfy her, but what about psychologically, practically?
Medicare Doctor: Well, if your kaboose is about 4 inches, then do it in the dark.
Me: Ah, dark! That time's not convenient because I am supposed to be back home with the wife!
Medicare Doctor: You mean? Ha, ha, you adulterer! Listen, be satisfied with what you have and get on with it! In fact go to any clinic that claims it can increase your organ size and ask them what organ size their urologist sports.
Me: What if the urologist has a 10-incher monster bazooka?
Medicare Doctor: Ha, ha, like mine? Ok, listen, pills won't work, if you exercise your organ you might damage the blood vessels, and pumps can be used, but they stimulate an erection – they do not increase organ size.
Me: Hmm. Are you in the market to buy a second-hand pump?
Medicare Doctor: Hah! Get outta here, you horny old man!
There, that was report on what my Medicare doctor said about organ enlargement! So, all you old-timers: If you're looking to enlarge your heritage, well, don't do it!
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