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Don't Get Hangovers, Get a Medicare Drug PlanA hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning, and you wish you hadn't. Hey, I didn't say that – an unknown author did. But, I'll tell you what guys, you buy from me a Medicare drug plan, and read my take on hangovers and the baggage that comes along with them:
A hangover is when: You get up with a naked chick by your side, who claims you married her last night and that's why she agreed to have your baby. And for the record, she's taped the marriage ceremony. That naked chick next to you doesn't look hot anymore. Funny, last night when you were drunk she was looking like Cleopatra, and now she's resembling Queen Elizabeth without any make-up. By the way, her breasts are almost touching her knees. Both you and the naked female have got up in a jail. When the naked girl takes off her wig and reveals she's actually a drag queen. When you find out that thisdrag queen is the Jail Warden's offspring. When you and that drag queen are not alone in the jail. There's a gay, a horny midget and a hooker locked up in the same cell too. When the whole gang in the jail has puked all over the floor and there're rivers of puke flowing all over. When there's a Minister – like Ted Haggard – locked up too and he remembers you marrying the drag queen and he wasn't drunk, he was arrested for something else. It's okay for you to cry now. There, that was my take on hangovers. You guys have a list of hangover baggage? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want to buy a Medicare drug plan, then hop on to the next paragraph. On to business: If you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare drug plan because you want to ensure that all prescription drugs are covered then buzz me now at Part D Statistics for 2007
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