Medicare Health Plan

We senior guys are one hell of a kinky lot. At our age when we should be watching the sun go down and the birds chirp as we hold our peewee in our hand, we choose to play around with life and fool around with women. And why not! Hey, we've only got some years to live, so let's rip it up fellas! Let's all buy a Medicare health plan and draw up our volatile wish list. Here's

mine: 

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God give me the power of invisibility so that I can walk into Michael Jackson's "Neverland" and answer America's top question: "Is Michael Jackson man or woman or both or none?"

1. God give me the power of telekinesis because I want to chuck stuff around without touching it. God I want to attend Pope John Paul's sermon and when he's speaking at the pulpit, I want to telekinese his peewee so that he gets a gargantuan erection while reciting a psalm.
2. God, land me on a bed with a babe who wears size D bra, and fulfill my childhood ambition.
3. God, give me the power to teleport through time so that I can commit havoc across the ages and write history in everyone's blood.
4. God, give me the power to mute my wife using my TV's remote control.
5. God, give me the power of telepathy so that I can open an account with America's top stockbroker, read his mind and make some money on the stock exchange.
6. God, give me the power to sell a Medicare health plan to each and everyone who reads this article.
   

This is my wish list. Do you think it's civilized? What about yours? Will you mail it to me so that I can put it up here? Will you also buy a Medicare health plan from me? If you will, hop on to the next paragraph: 

If you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare supplement health plan to ensure all medical expenses are covered – just buzz me at . Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare supplement health plan online, do it at our Medicare Insurance page . That site’s networked to the best Medicare supplement health plan companies and will give you a super deal.

And, I know what you're thinking! Remember I wished for telepathic powers?