Medicare HMO

I sell Medicare HMO plans and I'm a regular at a Medicare HMO because, well, I'm 72 and I need as much of medical attention as you do. Okay, on my many trips to my Medicare HMO I have come across many funny bumper stickers that make fun of old age. I have religiously photographed them for my collection and here's what my favorite funny ones say:  

1. Why's the chemical in Viagra called fixmydix? What a coincidence! I donno if this is true though – I doubt it, but still it's good fun.
2. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together: Ha, ha, very gooey, very funny!
3. You know you're old when the candles cost more than your birthday cake.
4. I've seen it all. I've done it all. I've heard about it
   all. I just don't remember it all.
5. I was at the beauty parlor for over 4 hours today. And they took 240 minutes just to give me the estimate.
6. Be good to your children. After all, they will choose your nursing home.
7. First half of your life people tell you what you must do; second half of your life they tell you what you should have done.
8. At age 70 there are 5 women for every man; Problem is that all of them are over 80.
9. When you grow old, you don't have to worry about avoiding temptation. Because temptation avoids you.
10. The older I get, the better I was.

There, those were my favorite bumper stickers. You guys have something to contribute? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want to buy a swell Medicare HMO plan, then hop on to the next paragraph. 

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