Medicare Nursing Home

American nurses are beautiful. If you're ever stuck up in a Medicare nursing home then you must make it a point to impress the nurses and try to have intercourse with them. Here're some tips on how to impress nurses while you are recuperating:

When she's about to inject a needle into you, say, "After you, it's my turn!" Now watch her smile or giggle and judge if she's ready for a pick up yet.

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Make it a point to figure out if her breasts are for real. You don't want to be dating a drag queenl nurse, do you?

Ask her if she bleeds as much as you do. Wink while asking this. There's a 50% chance she'll find you an obnoxious guy, which you anyway are.

Make a replica of the Empire State Building using discarded needles. This may impress her profoundly.

Moan with ecstasy and rapture when she's touching a sensitive spot on your body. Remember not to overdo this as it may trigger off heart attacks in other patients.

Wear a thong or bondage underwear and chain yourself to the bed just to let her know you're an oversexed lout.

Always fart or burp in her absence.

Take organ 3 enlargement pills 3 times a day just to impress her even more.

Use perfume generously. Don't allow her to catch your real smells.

Tell her the doctor she was making eyes at is married with 4 kids and an ex-wife. Don't allow SOB doctors to score – they are forever looking for nurses to hump.

There, those were my top 10 tips on how to pick up a nurse at a Medicare nursing home. You guys have any ideas? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want to know more about a quality Medicare nursing home, then hop on to the next paragraph.

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