- When the women in your neighborhood start calling you "dirty old man" when you wink at them. Hey, it was not so far back that they used to giggle and smile every time you winked at them! What happened?
- When you start feeling: "what happened to all the good music that used to be around. Nowadays every song is plain noise!"
- When driving at 50 seems as driving at "demonic speed".
- When you don't attempt to cover up a fart while in a group. Or, when you start telling all your friends that farting and burping is natural and common.
- When you begin using adult diapers.
- When you realize what getting "caffenaited" really means.
- When you enter your medicine dosage and doctor's visits on your yearly planner.
- When you don't know what the Internet is.
- When you forget your marriage anniversary; and your wife doesn't remember it either.
- When your favorite outdoor sport is Gin Rummy or Chess.
There, those are the telltale signs of getting old. You guys have something to contribute? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want to buy a swell Medicare Part D Plan, then hop on to the next paragraph.
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And, the signs of old age can go to hell. You just carry on whooping it up, big boy!