Medicare Policy

A Medicare Policy Clues You on in your Old Age

Want to know about Medicare Policies? Ask me. Want to know about signs of old age? Okay, here you go: 

You know you're old when: 

You go out in the dark because you don't want anyone to notice your wrinkles in the daytime. 

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You get hangovers regularly, and you're a teetotaler. 

Your son looks like he's middle-aged. 

Your idea of a wholesome evening is sitting in your armchair reading the papers. 

You start terming the fast food you loved so much, as junk food. 

Cleaning your dentures is a routine activity. 

You bless your dentures because they save you trips to that SOB Nazi – the dentist. 

You begin saving loads of cash because you're not buying any hair-care products. 

People finally leave you alone. 

You are an embarrassment to your children just like the way they were an embarrassment to you when you were middle-aged. 

You still lie about your bedroom conquests. 

There, those were my pointers about getting clued on to old age. You guys have something to contribute? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want a swell Medicare policy, then hop on to the next paragraph.  

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