Every American at some point or the other has been called up and chatted to by a telemarketer – and let's face it, telemarketers have caused immense pain and suffering to all of us. We have taken all this pain and suffering all along, but no more. I propose that we all get together and get back at the telemarketers. As we're over 65 now, let's all take a Medicare prescription drug policy to cover our health, and then we get down to war. Here're my revengeful thoughts on how to deal with this menace:
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When they call us, we must tell them that yes, we want to buy their product and then ask them to hang on till we get our credit card. Then we must leave them holding till whatever time they decide to hold.
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We can always pretend to be a voice recording that's trying to sell something to all telecallers. This will surely piss them off big time.
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Another way to jerk them off would be to talk dirty and obscene with them, the way the babes at the intimate phone services do. Either they'll hang up or they will date you – it'll be a win-win situation.
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We can act as if they're talking to a 90+ guy whose eardrums are no more. This will frustrate the hell out of them.
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We can keep on giggling incessantly every time they speak highly of their product. In fact, it will be a great idea to respond to every salient feature of their product as if they are cracking a joke.
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When their call comes in, act as if you're in the loo after a night of drinking, eating and everything else. Pretend to puke, fart, burp, belch and whatever it is you do in the loo.
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Inform them that a mugger has just shot you and they need to call an ambulance and the cops for your sake.
I'll tell you what – you execute any one of the above plans perfectly and you will see the end of telemarketer calls! Just cover yourself with a solid Medicare prescription drug policy before you execute any of my ideas – you'll need it because you're going to laugh hard after the call is through.
Okay, speaking of Medicare prescription drug policy: If you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare prescription drug policy to ensure prescription drugs are covered – just buzz me at
. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare prescription drug policy online, do it at the Medicare Insurance home page. That site’s networked to the best Medicare prescription drug policy companies and will give you a super deal. After that you're ready to $%^& telemarketers.