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A New Jersey Medicare Supplement Company Tests Your Guy Quotient 

 

Are you a guy? Are you a man? Are you a metrosexual? Or, are you all namby-pamby? You've got to find that out – and what better way to discover your guy quotient then to test yourself with this quiz brought to you by a New Jersey Medicare supplement company. Let's go: 

 

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A. When you see a woman you lust for:

  1. Testosterone drips from your saliva, you go hard as steel and you lie down nude on the Xerox machine and make copies of your excited state.
  2. You go up to her and politely ask her if you can kiss her lusty weewee.

B. Your ideal woman is someone:

  1. – Who wears push-button bras, g-strings and nothing else.
  2. – Who can play Beethoven's 7th Symphony on the piano; and she knows how to play tear-jerking stuff on the violin too.

C. According to you, a female friend is:

  1. Someone who sympathizes with you and is willing to drop off her clothes so that you can find some emotional succor in the warmth of her body.
  2. Someone who can sings songs of inspiration and redemption to you when you are feeling down.

D. How much attention do you want from your woman?

  1. Lots of it. Even right now I'm feeling jealous she's not paying me any attention as she lies writhing and struggling all tied up on the poster bed. You think it's time to unchain her?
  2. I don't mind her flirting around with some of my friends so long she makes my breakfast on time!

E. How would you like to spend your day with your woman?

  1. In a love toy store, with lots of booze and some friends!
  2. Mall hopping, frolicking in cemeteries, singing carols in the church and doing other things, which I'm sure will turn her on.

This was the quiz. If you answered mostly 1s, you're a proper man; if you've answered mostly 2s, you need to undergo a organ change operation. Also, if you've answered either 1 or 2, then you need to buy a New Jersey supplement Medicare plan right away. 


Okay, let's ditch quizzes for this paragraph – if any of you senior guys are covered by New Jersey Medicare and want to buy a New Jersey Medicare Advantage plan to ensure everything is covered– then just buzz me at . Or, if you want to buy n New Jersey supplemental Medicare plan online, do it at our Best Medicare supplement home page. That site’s networked to the best New Jersey supplement Medicare providers and will give you a super deal.  

 

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.

 

Medicare Facts

If you don't fancy a medicare supplement or Medigap plan, don't fret.  
If you're on medication, we understand you want to save on medicine costs. A Medigap plan, unfortunately doesn't cover the cost of medicines - you have to pay separately for a Part D plan.  

You'd be glad to know, however, that we also sell Medicare Advantage Plans, which often include Part D plans. This is a real advantage for you.  

If you didn't know, HMO plans are examples of advantage plans. If you want a cheaper alternative to Medigap, you should seriously think about getting a HMO plan.

 

 

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