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Medicare Plan D for Insomnia 

What do you guys do when you don't get sleep? And I mean not getting sleep in the night, okay! Sure, you may have a Medicare Plan D that will supply you with free sleeping drugs, but then there are many fun things you can do if you don't get sleep, other than dunking in drugs in your body. Here's a list of what I do when I'm plagued by insomnia: 


  1. I pick up my guitar and sing Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen in the same pitch he sang it. If I can't sleep, no one else will!
  2. Sometimes when I don't feel like sleeping, I count the hairs growing out of my underarms. That sure kills some non-quality time.
  3. For variety, I take out my clothes, stand in my 3-mirror zone and compare my left butt cheek with my right and try to figure out the subtle differences.
  4. If nothing else works I sit down and make a toothpick model of the Empire State building. That takes care of my insomnia for many nights.
  5. Then there are times when I take out my car and do some hookerspotting on the streets.
  6. Hmm, this is a good one: When I don't feel like singing that Bruce Springsteen song, I pick up my bagpipe and play it loud and clear. To make it an authentic bagpipe play, I even dress myself in frocks just like those idiot Scotlanders. Hah! You should try this sometimes too!
  7. If everything else fails, I watch the old flick, War & Peace or read the book. ZZZZzzzz.

I'll tell you what – you try any of these ideas when you're hit by insomnia and though you may not get sleep practicing them, you'll sure have a whole lot of fun! Just cover yourself with a solid Medicare Plan D just in case my ideas don't work and you need free medication. 

 

Okay, speaking of Medicare Plan D: If you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medicare Plan D to ensure prescription drugs are covered – just buzz me. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare Plan D online, do it at our Medicare supplemental main page . That site’s networked to the best Medicare Plan D companies and will give you a super deal.  


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