Medigap Stories - We Will Still Get You the Lowest Rates in The Industry

Sure you're gonna buy a Medigap plan out here because I am a fantabulous salesman. Sure I'm gonna suck up to you and make you buy one. But, hey, how about some entertainment before we get into all that? Here're some funny poems I have written:

 

 

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My Really Good Housewife

Suzy's a really good housewife who never cried

Whenever she wad laid: sitting, standing or lying

Done on the sofa, the bed, the table, even when she was doing the dishes,

She bore it all and gave in to her man's wishes,

Even though her husband was ugly with a small thing,

She treated him with respect – like a King Kong,

A woman like this must come in all our lives,

Though you must know – Suzy was my pet dog's wife.

My Bazooka

My bazooka's kind of rusted, scratched and looks darn old,

And when I hold it, it sort of seems too cold,

Sometimes I lovingly rub it with polish,

So that it gets back into the old mood of demolish,

On some days I wrap it with a thick cleaning cloth,

To make the blood flow, to see some fire and froth,

So that I can kick some behind,

Hey, I know what you are thinking, you dirty mind,

You think I'm talking about my whatever and that I'm drunk as a skunk,

But no, I'm talking about my bazooka; For I'm a real bad terrorist.  

There, those were two freaky poems I wrote in my spare time. You guys have a dirty poem or a limerick to contribute? Email me, okay! If you've nothing to say but you want a swell Medigap plan, then hop on to the next paragraph. 

On to business: If you've already picked up a Medicare policy and want to buy a Medigap plan to ensure that all your medical expenses are covered – then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy a Medigap plan online right away, buy it at best Medicare supplement page. That site’s networked to the best Medigap plan companies and will give you a super deal.