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Tests Your Drunkenness 

Are you a Massachusetts drunk? Sure you are, buddy, just like I am! But, I'll tell you what – take this test with or without beer in your belly and you're going to have a swell time, all thanks to the Massachusetts Medicare supplement company who brought you this quiz. Let's go: 

A. What's your favorite poison in Massachusetts?

  1. Whiskey. Mixed with vodka. Some Jack Daniels thrown in. Garnished with strawberry jam.
  2. The juice of the heavenly Goji Berry mixed with yogurt and topped with whipped cream with a little bit of pasta sprinkled on the top. Slurp.

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B. When you arrive at a party, what's the first thing you will do?

  1. I'll take off my Toga, grab a drink in my right hand, my peewee in my left, and do the moonwalk.
  2. I'll look for drunks who are too knocked to bother about what's going on; then I'll take them in my car and eat their intestines and offer their kidneys to Lord Balthazur, the keeper of evil souls.

C. When was the first time you got drunk?

  1. The same day Adam did Eve, was the day I first got drunk.
  2. When they physically abused me at my hostel and forcibly emptied a pint of whiskey into my posterior, while they hung me upside down.

D. How are your hangovers?

  1. Very pretty. They dutifully hang my clothes in my closet.
  2. Hangovers? What are they? I'm too drunk all the time to notice them!

E. How often do you get drunk?

  1. Hic Hic Hurrah! That's a beautiful question. Here's to you, mate!
  2. Never. I always drink along with my dad, so I have to control myself.

This was the quiz. If you answered mostly 1s, you know what life is all about; if you've answered mostly 2, you need to buy a bottle of whiskey right now. Also, if you've answered either 1 or 2, then you need to buy a Massachusetts Medicare Advantage plan right away. 

Okay, let's ditch quizzes for this paragraph – if any of you senior guys are covered by Massachusetts Medicare and want to buy a Massachusetts supplemental Medicare health plan to ensure everything is covered– then just buzz me at . Or, if you want to buy a supplemental Massachusetts Medicare plan online, do it at our Best Medicare Insurance home page . That site’s networked to the best Massachusetts Medicare supplement providers and will give you a super deal.  

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too.

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Medicare Facts

Aside from Medicare supplement or Medigap plans, we also offer Medicare Advantage plans, which offer even greater savings than Medigap plans.

Advantage plans have the advantage of having Part D plans integrated in them; you don't have to pay extra for a Part D plan to cover the cost of your prescription medicine.

An HMO plan is a type of Advantage plan, and we can help you find the best deals in HMO plans. Just ask us now for a quote.

   

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