Medicare Advantage Plan

A. Is Obesity always due to overeating?

1. Not on our planet at least. Our planet was invaded was invaded by the spirit of Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead) and everyone out here is high on pot and they just consume Hoodia to keep their hunger pangs away.
2. No, you can also grow in size when you are in the midst of a lusty embrace while making love.

B. What is the recommended treatment for obesity?

1. Religiously avoiding Jell-O, candy, nuts, chocolates, spices, herbs, meat, vegetables and all kinds of food. And even abstaining from sucking your thumb.
   
   
2. Work out like Rocky Balboa does in his movies, talk to Jay Leno and ask him what he feels about your condition, and, lastly, pierce your body and start sucking out your own body fats daily until they starts tasting monotonous.
   

C. How many people die from obesity every year?

1. 500,000. Give or take a million.
2. #1 is a lie! It's 499,000, give or take a million.
   

D. How can you tell if you're obese?

1. If you look down and all you can see is a planet full of water and fluids, and guys from NASA guiding their rover on it.
2. You can tell you're obese if your flatulence punches a hole in your bed.
   

This was the quiz. If you answered 1s or 2s, you're not obese. But if you broke your chair or couldn't fit into it while answering this quiz, you are definitely obese and you need an Advantage Medicare plan in 2010. 

Okay, let's ditch quizzes for this paragraph – if any of you senior guys are covered by Medicare and want to buy a Advantage Medicare plan in 2010 to ensure everything is covered – then just buzz me. Or, if you want to buy a 2010 Advantage Medicare plan online, do it at our Medicare supplement programs site. That site’s networked to the best Medicare advantage providers and will give you a super deal.

And listen, I hang around there, so look me up too